Dusty 
@ChlorideCull@fuzzy.systems
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25, ace/aro(?), some form of enby, autism and add, I work as a software developer, ancom
on all levels except physical, i'm drgn
plural system copiloted by Dusty and Klor, you can find him at @Klor
random gifts are OK (as long as it's not sexually explicit) and will make me very flustered
admin of fuzzy.systems, chairperson of fuzzy systems
will generally approve all follow requests as long as your account has *anything* in it
backup: @ChlorideCull
Joined Oct 2020
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Removing features is a shitty move
I've worked on some big product launches. Every time there's a major update, developers have to think about which features to port over and which to drop.
Sometimes it is easy. Analytics show no one is using this feature? Drop it.
Sometimes it is hard. It's a moderately well used feature, but complicated to get running on a new environment. If you
https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2021/06/removing-features-is-a-shitty-move/
exciting update: someone just send me a private message saying "Sorry you and others have to put up with our knuckle dragging colleagues. [They are] a notorious idiot and most of the time on the wrong side of any topic."
Dusty
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you'd think a guy named "Richard Scarry" would write more frightening books, but we got that worm who drives an apple car, so maybe nominative determinism isn't all it's cracked up to be
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ec, kobold pic
found a kobold picrew
https://picrew.me/image_maker/510176
imagine not blocking my debit card because of too much blåhaj
as usual, https://status.fastly.com/ doesn't show any errors, but I can't even load http://fastly.com/
fastly seems to be having issues, if you're wondering why a bunch of services are erroring out
"hey so like I want to buy 20 blåhaj to give away could I get a discount"
i wonder if ikea does bulk discounts
pride flag capes for blåhaj...
that's all 10 either ordered or reserved, thanks for the interest!
I'll put it on https://blåhaj.space/ for the next pride month 
now for fun stats:
the most expensive country for blåhaj is canada, because shipping is a minimum of $15 CAD, while the cheapest one is australia
shipping coverage for the US has improved, but there's still multiple places where delivery is not available
there's a photography group on our Workplace instance apparently, and damn, people are good at photography
a gay jellyfish is trying to add me on epic
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stop saying "my kid could paint that," and start saying "my kid *will* paint that!" the time is now to introduce your child to the lucrative world of art forgery
(boosts ok ofc, this isn't limited to people in my circles)
if you don't trust me with your address, you can also let me know how much it costs for you locally, and I'll pay for it as long as you promise to send blåhaj pictures as proof
you know what, because pride month
If you trust me with your address, aren't cishet, and want a blåhaj, hit me up
I could probably do 10 of them this month
(they are essentially acrylic paint inside a pen, so you can use it on pretty much anything)
Admin
25, ace/aro(?), some form of enby, autism and add, I work as a software developer, ancom
on all levels except physical, i'm drgn
plural system copiloted by Dusty and Klor, you can find him at @Klor
random gifts are OK (as long as it's not sexually explicit) and will make me very flustered
admin of fuzzy.systems, chairperson of fuzzy systems
will generally approve all follow requests as long as your account has *anything* in it
backup: @ChlorideCull
Joined Oct 2020
