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My hairdresser said my hair had the texture of a golden retriever and I'm not sure whether to take that as a compliment or not

ward off hackers with this one weird trick, screenreader unfriendly 

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I just spent 20 minutes for this crappy USB CD drive to dump a disc and then it used too much power in the last couple of sectors and rebooted, ruining the dump :dragnyell:

every time I see someone post a "do/don't do/call me X" I add it to the notes of their profile, which is the best feature ever

weh i'd love to go the meetup but I'm visiting dad and fairly certain he would not appreciate me stomping around above his bedroom at 2 AM

Dusty :blahaj: boosted

therapist: the buff cartoon cat from fortnite isn't real, it can't hurt you

buff cartoon cat from fortnite:

caps, venting -- 

FUCKING PEOPLE :dragnyell:

IF I AM DEVOTING TIME TO HELP YOU, PLEASE LISTEN TO WHAT I FUCKING SAY, AND DON'T LEAVE ME ON READ FOR AGES, I COULD BE DOING SOMETHING MORE USEFUL WITH MY TIME INSTEAD OF WAITING ON YOUR FUCKING ASS

sigh the open source community is back at it again 

because audacity is going to add opt-in, not compiled by default, telemetry, the world is doomed, apparently

especially in VR, where you can't just animate a door opening and closing

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doors are the largest pain in the ass in game development

the best part of AD(H)D is that you can use the fact that you forget things as a way to ask a lot of questions that could be construed as hostile in a non-hostile way by just adding "I can't remember" to the end

for fun, while debugging this lib we pay out of the ass for at work, I decided to look at the license keys

It's converted from base 64, then you XOR it all with a secret byte, then you XOR everything with the first byte

if you know how XOR works, it means you end up doing

array[i] ^ 0xCA ^ array[0] ^ 0xCA

or, simplified

array[i] ^ array[0]

whoops

ooh, apparently integrated intel GPUs support GPU virtualization, it's called GVT-g

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I should build a new small intel system to use as a server, replace my tiny celeron box

I want something with an UHD 630 for that fixed function HEVC 10-bit encoding and decoding + tonemapping

how often do you find out a 4.5 million subscriber youtuber is a fatfur

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