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You walk away from the christmas tree for 5 minutes and this happens…

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Macro shots of bread mould 

I noticed our loaf had gone, er, very mouldy. This gave me an idea; how about I take macro shots like people do with moss? Maybe it'll be just as pretty?

Well, er, it's pretty horrifying anyway.

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"the secret scientists don't want you to know!!" Dude have you ever met a single scientist? My scientist friends are desperate for me to know about the changing mating habits of Brown marmorated stink bugs. They're screaming at the top of their lungs to tell you EVERYTHING.

what I expect to find on etsy: nice handmade things to buy for relatives for christmas

what I find on etsy: 42 copies of the same "handmade" product available on aliexpress for half the price

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the duality of wanting to write software but also being so tired of people, especially the people that use software

I *highly* recommend checking it out, it's got a small website that is designed for Netscape!

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Hey Mastodon folks

You may not be aware but there is a thriving community of people sharing photos of MOSS

Like, several times a day man, it's great

They have a hashtag:

#Mosstodon

moss moss moss moss MOSS

like, I have been looking for years, and it's been here all this time

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Just uploaded something I thought was lost to time to Internet Archive, because I apparently took a backup of the floppy back in 2015, for some reason? archive.org/details/hib12flopp

bad genital joke 

"what's between your legs?"

"a quantum superposition which collapses on observation"

"which is?"

"a fist to the face, most likely"

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Awareness post: there is an instance on fedi called 'dolphin.town' where you can only post 'EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'

my experience on this dying world has been made richer through this knowledge, and may yours be also
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These 6 cities have made it to the finals for the #EUAccessCity Awards! 🏆

🇫🇷 Grenoble
🇪🇸 Córdoba
🇩🇪 Hamburg
🇸🇮 Ljubljana
🇪🇸 Mérida
🇸🇪 Skellefteå

This recognition is awarded to cities that have made accessibility a priority. This means allowing equal access to services and opportunities for everyone, no matter their age, mobility or ability.

Which of the finalists do you think will win?

Results to be announced this Friday, 25 November. More info: ec.europa.eu/social/main.jsp?c

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Everything *else* aside, having a government account hosted on a community server seems an awful lot like having a government website hosted at something like

bobspersonalpage.com/users/~InternalRevenueService

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All cops are bastards.

That means all of them. Not just all the ones you don't know personally.

:anarchy:

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I will still call them Toots and there’s NOTHING you can do to stop me from going TOOOOT when I Toot a Toot and imagining Pingu saying TOOT TOOT. Nothing.

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mastodon meta(phors) 

😒✋ admins are landlords

😏👉 domain registrars and hosting companies are landlords, admins are renters, users are the thousands of rats and bugs that live in the apartment's walls

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We biology geeks may sound elitist when we use scientific names instead of common names, but we're really just trying to avoid this:

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floating a new Masto admin hashtag 

I wonder if it would be worth trying to create a new hashtag for #furrymastoadmin types to discuss things. #weirdmastoadmin? #mastoadminswhowereherebeforeekonmuskboughttwitter?

It is kinda neat that there is a distinct possibility of *everyone* suddenly being here on Mastodon but I have been on the Internet since before the WWW existed and I have seen communities on it get irrevocably changed by too many new arrivals, and I am feeling an urge to make sure the space we have carved out here remains viable. Perhaps I am being overly defensive and everyone will see the sense in a lot of the social conventions we’ve built here and adopt them, I was pleased to see the admin of a “journalist” instance come around on the existing conventions around content warnings for politics/news, for instance!

But I think I’m gonna pin those hashtags in a column for now and see if anyone else shows up with things to say about these issues.

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