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folks hello i am still trying to get my video captioning gig off the ground

if you make videos, would like them to be accurately captioned, and would prefer to pay some captions-enthusiast weirdo off the fediverse to make em, rather than one of those weird captioning sweatshops: txt me 💋

scrolling through the timeline, and suddenly getting bit by a pink kobold, wow

I wish I knew how you'd handle networking on something like the FFXIV lobby server, like, just holding TCP state starts using a significant amount of memory at this stage

work talk 

higher up at work is currently presenting a feedback tool that is absolutely useless - it requires using tools none of us have any knowledge on lmao

prediction: people are going to suffer for hours trying to get into the game, and then get randomly booted because it's an MMO and testing on that scale is pretty much impossible, give up, sleep, and wake up grumpy the day after

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YoshiP standing in the middle of the FF14 server room approximately 22 minutes after launching Endwalker's Early Access (2021, Colorized):

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surprised at how good the transcripts in Teams are, I mean, it handles accents other than Silicon Valley

I spent 45 minutes this morning in the shower thinking about corn

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Bluesky Discord is in chaos as apparently anyone can tag everyone and nobody who can change it is online

ranting about work 

best thing is when you say no its suddenly no longer important because god forbid, you, a programmer, need to type words on the computer

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ranting about work 

why are some people completely unable to use a text chat for anything except asking if you're available for a call (they also make sure to send "Hi" and wait for your response before asking if you're available for a call)

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this is a company with employees in five countries spanning multiple industries

god I can't wait until someone installs ransomware

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the security at Azure Devops at work is so good someone accidentally added their team as a required pull request reviewer for the entire company

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