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entered ikea and oh dear god what the fuck is this help help help help help help

browser extension that changes gender fields to say

- himbo
- bimbo
- thembo

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i feel like theres just a certain gender of software that is like "we ❤️ open source | built with ❤️ go | your local enterprise-core uwu devops glassmorphism microsoft-core æzure.io smol startup | free software | request demo | please pay for our cloud subscription | $9.99/mo | scalable | built with ❤️ love | plug-and-play kubernetes integration"

yes im subtooting træfik. youre going in the "i do not wish to touch the wacky enterprise-core stuff" pile

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I should just set up a Raspberry Pi to print a few lines of color once a month and keep scrap paper in it instead

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every time I have to clean my inkjet printer because the nozzle is clogged I look at how much a laser printer that's as good costs, and how much the ink to this printer costs

It's probably cheaper to just use 1/4th of the ink tank whenever I need to print

crayon is better than people think honestly, very fun medium to work with! also extremely cheap lmao

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just drew a twitch emote for someone in crayon

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I can't move to the Fediverse properly until I reproduce my famous pinned post from the birdsite, so here it is:

P.S.A. To all vintage computer and video game collectors:

Go through your collections and GET THE DAMN BATTERIES OUT!

Now! Don't wait! Seriously, put down the phone, go to your collection and take out all the batteries. Right now! Even if they look "okay" they are NOT SAFE after this much time.

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found some good uplifting inspirational merch! redbubble.com/people/thelatest

as usual, i found this by finding a knockoff on aliexpress lol

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a bug (specifically a caterpillar) 

found a friend

I am insanely lucky

This has been in my car, and something has managed to focus the sun light to a point where it caught on fire - thankfully it didn't spread

All transparent objects are from now on banned from my car

desire to have a protogen sona purely because it means I can make a fursuit filled with tech

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if you own a real license for IDA Pro you work for CIA. if you have created something you call a "closed species" you work for monsanto

climate change 

I'll be honest, I didn't realize how much we actually rely on fossil fuels until I found out that Paraffin wax, a common component in candles (especially cheaper ones), is derived from petroleum, coal, or oil shale

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