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at some point people figured out that you can make a lot of money by claiming that something is an "innovation" and then just whipping up a hype machine around it, removing the need to actually invent useful things

when people say chrome uses a lot of memory I laugh as I open substance painter and load a file, instantly using up 18 GB of RAM

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markov toot 

when your laptops internal mic is broken but you hit them with a pipe bomb

without glasses i'm legally blind in my left eye apparently lol

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cat tree for your miqote cat tree for your miqote cat tree for your miqote

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oh hell yeah, i've heard great things about this update, i've been real hyped, thanks for telling me Microsoft

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3G in Clubs: umts umts umts umts umts umts umts umts

old screenshot containing ponies 

look what I found

discord API says the server has a whooping two users lol

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finding a sticker on a lamp post that says "are you radical left and want to do something good for your local community? join our discord!" with a discord invite link

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got to sit and pet a dog for 30 minutes while I waiting for my food to be ready

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of all the creatures to evolve into this world's intelligent life why'd it have to be the snoutless ones

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