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I finished Death Stranding Directors Cut yesterday, after somehow managing to avoid *any* spoilers since the initial release of Death Stranding, and let me tell you

KOJIMBO DID IT AGAIN

server was down for almost an hour today because most of town lost power

whoops

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for real i think this still might be the first and still only time a dead-instance has been revived as a honeypot

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for some reason it is still live

this thing has been live for like 6mo now. i would love to find out who is running this honeypot

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this notbird.site honeypot is so fucking shady. and not just "scammer" shady

honeypot in january before the incredibly fake "scammer" ad: https://web.archive.org/web/20230129064638/https://notbird.site/

honeypot today with the ad: https://web.archive.org/web/20230529131515/https://notbird.site/

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i did a funny

nintendo told steam to remove dolphin from their store, allegedly due to it's hardcoded inclusion of the wii common key

so here's a flag that represents the wii's common key, in hexadecimal form :)

EDIT: oops inkscape fucked it up in the export, i fixed it now lol
EDIT 2: fix'd info, everyone was wrong apparantly! doesn't change much but still

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NSFW TMI 

you're telling me you never whacked it after you and mom stopped fucking when she got the blood clots in her leg and an accidental pregnancy would be a death sentence?

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NSFW TMI 

Just remembered when I borrowed an old iPad from Dad, I opened safari to enter a URL, and the first thing in the suggestions was xvideos.

I told him to wipe his browser history or use incognito, but he repeatedly said it wasn't him who did it, like yeah, sure, who fucking else did, ya idiot

@charlotte wait, what does the 32 in the name stand for if it's not 32 bits

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Deno: we can build an executable!
Me: Oh, that's cool how big is hello wor--

Deno: 69MB
Me: :blobfoxcomputerterrified:

re: totk spoiler (opinion) 

@EeveeEuphoria @ShadowJonathan they at least made it so skipping the cutscene during the "here's how i promised to help" flashback just skips that part

@codl the flipper zero has support for applications running off the SD card, they are Flipper Applications

or FAPs

@cato yeah, "hen" was specifically created as an artificial word that isn't gendered ("hon" and "han" are the gendered ones) but it's just awkward, like, it conflicts with the local dialect

you fuckers who only speak english have it so easy picking pronouns

basically the only reason i don't use they/them is because the swedish equivalent is, get this, "hen"

that's a fucking chicken

my pronouns aren't chicken

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Developer: "We don't need to write documentation. Users should obviously know what to give as input. "

Users:

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I will never, ever stop loving Bill Atkinson’s dithering algorithm. If you cut your teeth on Macpaint or Hypercard, you probably recognize it without even realizing it.

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