@ChlorideCull apologies if I'm giving advice where it is not wanted.
Several years ago I purchased an HP M15W. HP is not a great company when it comes to printers, but thankfully there was no issue using a knock-off replacement cartridge for it when I ran out of the starter.
It is small enough to fit into a cube on my shelf, wireless connects to our devices, and 99% of what we print is fine black and white anyway. It cost me like $80 when I bought it and never clogs.